On Sarcasm:

Holy Crap, I haven't written on this thing since I got sober. Anyway, I just had this thought that sometimes I wish I was a truly sarcastic person. I always like to think that I'm sarcastic, but I'm not really. I mean most every time that I make a sarcastic remark, or share a sarcastic thought with someone, I always have to smile, laugh, or say, "just jokes," or something. And when I comment about something sarcastically online or by texting, I always have to end it with an 'LOL.' I mean I sometimes wish I was one of those guys who said things with such sarcastic conviction, that you have to really wonder if they're being serious or not.